2023’s Collection of Comments That Won the Internet

This comment thread is really on fire. The OP got burned with that one. I imagine with those sorts of questions, this fellow doesn’t get many customers anymore, the place is as silent as the grave. But with jobs like these, you’re liable to feel dead inside pretty quickly anyway.

But really, when the comment is funnier than the joke you know things are really rolling. It comes from the depths of improv, sometimes you just gotta take it and roll with it. Or in this case, grab it and run like a character in a zombie movie.