2023’s Collection of Comments That Won the Internet

Alright, so this begs a very important question. What is the range of tall and short to guarantee being a basketball and miniature golf player? Asking for a friend, who definitely is a good conversationalist and definitely isn’t constantly putting their foot in their mouth by following advice like in this illustration.

Height or lack thereof is one of those things that you kind of end up with and have no say in the matter, so don’t use it as a conversation starter, eh? Unless it’s really relevant, like the time I was sitting by the emergency exit on a plane and the stewardess, while talking to everyone about emergency evacuation, said, “and watch out this one’s tall!”