“Three Hundred Dollars For My Spot in Bathroom Line”: The Easiest Ways People Have Made Money.

To nobody’s surprise, Maserati owners make a ton of money. But how much do they earn?  Apparently, they make over $250,000 a year! Owning a Maserati is like being in a relationship with a high-maintenance supermodel because you must constantly shower it with attention, expensive gifts, and fuel. Which one would you prefer?

Owning a Maserati means you get to feel like James Bond. You can finally show off your love of speed and impress your friends with your ability to rev the engine to an ear-shattering decibel. Always check your bank account before signing the lease, and never underestimate the power of a good valet.